BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THE MOST

MORE THAN GAVIN'S STALKER

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THE MOST

MORE THAN JEN'S STALKER

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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THE MOST

MORE THAN CARIN'S STALKER

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THE MOST

MORE THAN KELLY'S STALKER

MORE FANS

always and everywhere, you are loved

SCHWAGALICIOUS FAN CLUB

lest you think my heart incomplete 

without enough love to make you swoon

this is only a partial list

more fans will be posted up soon

delicious. nutritious. schwagalicious.

forever

Yes, it hurt a little. But now you know I'll love you forever.

this is not my shower

where were you? who is this? this is not my shower. this image was just sent to my phone anonymously. this is a problem for me. 

problem

ok, i'll admit it, i've started telling people about my little infatuation with you. and ever since people have been leaving subtle messages about their affection for you as well. they're everywhere i look! could this be true? i thought i was the only one? are you sharing your love with others? i thought mr bill was the only one i had to get out of the way? 

Have you told yet?

2 more days...

have you told him yet? only 4 more days for you to come clean about us. and then it's my turn. 

this morning, the foam in my bath transformed itself into your initial. it's as if the whole world is conspiring for us now. i've been to your house, but i've never seen your bath. perhaps this weekend i should drop by unexpectedly and draw your bath for you? does your mr bill take such good care of you? 

you almost saw me yesterday from across the street. i had to duck down and run away. it was exciting and scary all at the same time. i couldn't stop thinking about you after that. you looked so beautiful. i lit a candle last night to help me focus all my energy and love towards you. are you thinking about me too?